Poison Ivy Massage

My ‘ex’ was an avid bow-hunter. After spending the day in a tree stand, hoping for a deer to wander by, he came home, and to make up for leaving me home alone all day, gave me a wonderful back rub. The only problem: the tree he’d chosen for his stand was covered with poison ivy. Apparently he wasn’t sensitive, but I sure was! The rash covered my entire back!