Blundering Around at Night

A friend and I were on a wilderness trip and we were caught outside after dark. We got off the trail and spent some time blundering around in the brush. Two days later, we discovered that we had stumbled through what must have been a very lush patch of poison ivy. Did I mention that we were wearing nothing but t-shirts, running shorts, and sneakers without socks?

I didn't know it was possible to have that much of my body covered with the rash. My wife wouldn't let me touch her for a week and half.