Don't Weed Whack in Shorts!

I was outside weeding around my yard recently and now I look like a monster again and itch like nobody's business. It hadn't dawned on me about wearing shorts to use a weedeater - it has now. And I took a good bath and made it spread. Like my grandmother use to say, a hard head makes a soft behind. Signed, Miserable in Georgia.

(Editor's note: the photo is not from this fellow; it is from the Skin Rash Hall of Fame, and I always think of this as the weed whacking rash.)