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Didn't I wash myself in the ocean?

Three friends and I were walking near the beach and two of my friends thought it would be funny to push me over as I was taking a picture. I saw that I was surrounded by poison ivy. I was furious, and immedietly went down to the ocean to rub water and sand all over myself. My friends came over and apologized; they didn't know what poison ivy looked like. I chilled out and laughed about it.

I got home and played with my 7 year old cousin and went to bed. The next morning I had a few tiny, itchy welts on my arm. Didn't I wash myself in the ocean? I was confused.

My cousin woke up with a rash on his hands, neck, and face. My mom said that he had been playing in a part of the yard that had poison ivy the day before and had already spread it to his mom and sister. When I played with him, swinging him around by his arms and flipping him over, I had gotten the poison ivy all over myself. Sure enough, a few days later I was broken out pretty badly. I guess you can't be careful enough.
 

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Every fall a stay in the hospital...

Back in the early 60's my girlfriend and I would play cowboys and Indians in the woods near our house.  Little did we know that the vines we were using to tie each other to the trees were poison ivy!  I got the worse end of the deal because I also suffered from eczema and had open sores on my arms. Well, that poison ivy went straight into the bloodstream.

I was in the hospital for 2 weeks because I was swollen up so badly.  I remember trying to eat with a long-handled wooden spoon - but couldn't even get the spoon near my mouth because my arms were so swollen.  You could hear the water slosh in my elbows!  From my waist to the top of my head was one swollen mass.  My face was swollen, with just slits for the eyes.

What was the worst, no one in the neighborhood had ever seen anything like this.  I was a major attraction for two to three weeks every fall.  Bless my grandmother's heart for not allowing any photos!  I had the attacks for the next 4 years - every fall a stay in the hospital - even though I was no longer playing in the woods.  Knock on wood - nothing has happened to me in the last 40 years!
 

NASCAR!

At a Nascar race we camped in a HUGE campground with approximately 75,000 people. Well, one night after drinking a little a friend and I tooka "short-cut" into the woods.  We sat down in the woods to watch fire-works and do some other things.

The next morning my friend came down to my campsite complaining of a rash all over both of his arms, his legs, and his butt.  So we went to the campground security office.  The security officer took one look at him and said "Sorry but you have poison ivy, oak, or sumac".  He loaded us up in the ambulance and took us to the "Nascar Infield Care" where all the Nascar drivers were taken care of when they crashed. 

They prescribed him some predisone and benedryl and told him to stay out of the woods. We also saw Dale Earnheart Jr who was being treated for flu — he overheard the doctors telling us this and just smiled and laughed. 

A whole week later I was suddenly covered in a red, itchy rash all over my buttock cheeks, down the outside of my thighs, my lower back, my neck (don't know how it got there), and my sides. 
 

CalaGel?

I have found a product that is great stuff for poison ivy, its called Oak-Ivy CalaGel and comes with two bottles.  First you clean the poison oil off with Tecnu skin cleaner, let it dry then put the CalaGel on, let it dry. In an hour the itch is gone and the blisters clear up in a few days.  It truly is wonderful stuff, I don't know what I'd do without it. Its saved me from going to the doctor. My friends will tesify just how good this stuff is. You can get it at any drug store for about $8 dollars.  

Vines that large?

As a teenager in the '70's, I helped my Dad clear some land in the country for a house. We camped out there for the weekend. Giant 4-inch diameter vines were choking the large pecan trees. We'd pry a section of vine away from the trunk, and I would hold it away from the trunk by hand while my Dad chain-sawed out a section so the vines above would die.

The chainsaw sprayed "juice", and when the cut was made all the way through, a huge flow of clear liquid would gush from the upper part of the vine (perhaps a half gallon each), that completely drenched my clothing. Just wild grape vine sap - poison ivy can't get THAT large, right?

We camped that night in our sleeping bags, and by the following afternoon, I started feeling an itching sensation. By Monday afternoon, I was red all over and breaking out in blisters. Oh, the agony. It only got worse over the next 3 days.It took three weeks to get the rash under control, and over a month and a half to get totally rid of it.

I went camping again the following winter in the same sleeping bag: THE SAME THING HAPPENED ALL OVER AGAIN!!! Another month of misery. So I repeatedly washed the sleeping bag in hot water.

I went on a spring camp-out a couple of months later. And good grief! It happened YET AGAIN, though to a much lesser degree. I threw out that sleeping bag.

 

Arid Extra Dry

Having had a spouse who would break out in a rash at the sight of poison ivy/oak, I came across a small notation in the back of a chemistry magazine on "home remedies that worked." This one was a gem and was very inexpensive.

At the first sign of irritation caused by poison ivy/oak, wash the area with soap and water if possible, but in any case, spray (never use a stick or roll-on) the area with an antiperspirant containing aluminum chlorhydrate. Arrid Extra Dry was a favorite, but any kind that is not too sticky will work. Simple deodorants won't work; it must be an antiperspirant! This material reacts with the urushiol, the principal irritant in poison ivy/oak, and deactivates it. It will even provide relief and start healing when oozing blisters are present. My sons never went camping without it.

 

...a machine breathing for me.

I had just bought a sports car and I was forced off the road by an oncoming car. My car flipped once and landed upsidedown on the road. Police rushed me to the hospital with cuts, scrapes and a bump on the head. The hospital wanted to keep me for a few hours in case I had a concussion.

Just as they decided to release me, I began having trouble breathing and my eye lids began to swell. My throat swelled shut - as well as my eyes. I spent the next 7 days in the hospital covered from head to toes in poison ivy and a machine breathing for me.

How did I get the poison ivy? When they cut my car apart to get me out they laid me along the side of the road. Bam, I got it good. So did the two paramedics that worked on me.

 

I was using a weedeater...

I took a summer job during college with a landscaping company. I had never had poison ivy in my life, had no idea how to identify it or what it could do to you. One day I was using a weedeater around a fence and ran it right through a very large patch of P. I. Did I mention that I was wearing shorts? I sprayed the stuff all over my legs, and continued to work.

The next day the rash started coming up and eventually everything between the knees and ankles was a giant, blistering, weeping mass. It took me three months of every treatment in the book to finally get rid of it, and I'll have the scars for the rest of my life

 

A collapsed lung

I was pulling weeds around our house and throwing them on our burn pile. I did not realize that there was poison ivy in the weeds, and I was directly in the line of the smoke.

A couple of days later I noticed I had the rash in my mouth, and a week later, was admitted to the hospital with a collapsed lung, compliments of the poison ivy that I had burned, and inhaled.

Eventually, they had to remover the top portion of the affected lung, as the condition would not go away, and my lung continued to collapse.
 

Yup. Poison ivy roots down there...

I've been an ivy victim on and off most of my life, so I am pretty aware of my surroundings. This spring I dug a post hole down by the lake - no poison ivy in site. It was kinda warm, so I took off my shirt, but kept the tee shirt on.. When I got the hole mostly dug out, I got down on the ground and reached my arms in to clean out the hole. Yup, poison ivy roots down there. Attached is a photo in its early development. It got worse... (Photo is at right, and is the honorary anchor image in the Grody Skin Rash Slide Show)  

Everyone wanted to know WHY I sat half-way off my chair.

I spotted some luscious looking wild raspberries growing just off the road. Into the patch I went. I ate all the berries I could find. Within half an hour, I was violently sick. I threw up all that I had eaten and spent the night on the bathroom floor.

We guessed that the brushes had been recently been sprayed with weedkiller by the highway department. I recovered. But, the next day, I developed a wicked case of poison ivy on my buttocks. When I had bent over to pick berries from the lower branches, Poison Ivy leaves had entered under the edge of my short shorts. I took alot of teasing when I went to work: I worked as a receptionist at a desk. Everyone wanted to know WHY I sat half-way off my chair.
 

The leaves on the bush looked really pretty and green...

At a lake in my neighborhood the turtles were sitting on top of the water sunbathing. I thought that it would be really neat if I could throw some leaves in the water to feed them.

I was sitting right next to a tree with a big bush around the bottom of it. The leaves on the bush looked really pretty and green so I decided to pick the leaves and feed them to the turtles. The turtles didn't want them so I went home.

The next day my left arm started itching like crazywith some kind of long welt thing on it and getting worse by the minute. Well now it is two weeks and the poison ivy is pretty much all over me and driving me crazy.

 

She slowly peeled the sheet off of us inch by painful inch...

The absolute worst case I've ever had, or ever even heard of, occurred when I was a child of about ten. My family was renting a cottage near the Bay of Quinte on Lake Ontario. About the fourth day in my younger brother and I had developed a rash all over us. The local doctor informed my mother that the region was experiencing an outbreak of skin lice commonly called 'scabies'. He told her not to worry; her sons did not have measles or chicken pox or anything of the sort, just scabies.

A few days of hot showers and good scrubbings followed by a generous rubbing of a certain lice-killing cream all over our bodies should have cured us. It didn't. A few sticky, oozing, itchy and downright painful days passed, and we had become covered from head to toe and everyplace in between.

I still recall wake-up time. The two of us calling to Mom to help us get out of bed so we could go pee. She would wipe our eyes with a wet cloth because they had sealed shut during the night. We would grimace and bite our tongues so as to be big boys and not cry out as she slowly peeled the sheet off of us inch by painful inch. With the sheet would go the top layer of hardened ooze from the night before.

 

He finally figured out it was poison ivy

To celebrate the Fourth of July this year, my boyfriend and I decided to take the our dogs hiking. We had a great time and walked our dogs down to a beautiful lake where they frolicked in the water and played in some bushes. Exactly a week later I noticed a small red bump on my leg that itched really badly. The next day it was growing rapidly and turning purple and blistering! So I went to the ER and they cultured it and gave me some bactroban ointment, and said they'd have the culture results in a week.

By the next evening the ointment just seemed to be angering the now huge, weepy blistering rash and it had spread all over my left ankle and jumped to my right leg also. So back to the ER I went and this time they thought I had folliculitis (whatever the heck that is!). This time they put me on Keflex orally.

By the next day I had muscle spasms in my left leg and random numbness. I decide to go to the follow-up physician they referred me to at the ER and he finally figured out it was poison ivy! Apparently I am very, very allergic to it and I had a weird delayed reaction. With steroids and anti-itch medicine and three doctors later I'm finally feeling better and my leg doesn't look like it's about to fall off.

 

No more landscaping for me

In the summer after I graduated high school I took a job as a landscaper. I knew that this was risky because I am so highly allergic to poison ivy. But after four weeks there had been nothing. Then one day we were weeding out underneath a billboard at a local gas station. There were weeds as tall as me, trees, vines, bushes, everything. I didn't know what i was grabbing or stepping in.

That night as I was hanging out with my friends, I started to feel an itch on my ankle. I thought, "Oh boy!" Sure enough, as I got up the next morning - for my college orientation - I had a fairly bad case of poison ivy all over my legs. As I went off to my orientation, I wasn't feeling too much discomfort. But by lunch time my legs had become so swollen and crusted that I had a very difficult time even walking. Only two hours of sleep followed that night. Now, I sit here in my room, 3:00 in the morning on the fifth day of my ordeal. No more landscaping for me.

 

A cord of wood for cheap money

I responded to a local ad to buy a cord of wood for cheap money in the dead of a New England winter. One catch was I have to transport it, which was no problem. There was a hidden catch though. While gathering the wood I noticed a number of dead looking vines. I didn't think anything of it. I had gloves on and made a conscious effort not to touch any exposed skin. I didn't know what the vines were but I am naturally paranoid of the evil plant.

After the first truck load I asked the gentlemen helping me load the wood what the vine was and he said poison ivy. I then started to get even more nervous with that confirmation. He said I wouldn't catch it. I didn't believe him, of course. After the second load I went home and threw my gloves out and washed my hands with a lot of soap and water, then rubbing alcohol. I went back for the final load and threw those gloves away as well after. 3 - 4 days later the rash was on my arms and wrists - not the worst case but still there.

 

...or else you're gonna end up just like me

One day I was pruning some small trees and I wasn't even aware that there was poison ivy around.The next morning I noticed a sort of rashy bumpy area about the size of a dime on my right ring finger. My mom, an RN, diagnosed it as a bite of some sort. Oh, but it was worse than that. Every day after that it spread all over my hand. My hand sort of went numb all over and my fingers were swollen and hard to move. The itch is not the only thing that is bad - it's also nights without a wink of sleep. Eventually the 2.5 inch high blisters subsided and the itch as well, but I was left with a scar to remind me of the dreaded poison ivy.

But a month went by and it was time for another trip up to the hunting camp. We decided to move a tree stand that had been blown over in a recent twister. I knew that poison ivy was out there, but I didn't know where. No one ever saw the vine running along the tree like fire on a stick. While my dad and uncle held a ladder I climbed up it to the top to lock a chain in place. I got to the top and was securing the chain down from one side of the stand to the other when my dad said "Watch out! I think that vine is poison ivy".

Now I'm sitting at home with cream all over both arms and my face including my lips and ears and eye lids. With bandages on my arms and hands I can barely type. But I want to get the message out to all the 'out-doorsy' types to take the time to look around at where you're going to be working or hunting. Trust me, a few minutes of time is defintely worth it, or else you're gonna end up just like me.

 

Thanks to my hard work...

Growing up in the wilds of Tennessee, I've spent the majority of my life in the woods. In almost 40 years I've never had the slightest reaction from poison ivy, oak or sumac.

Recently I moved to the great midwestern state of Indiana. We're in an older home with a yard that was more than a little overgrown with honeysuckle, weeds and various unwelcome plants. A week ago last Sunday, I attempted to bring some order to the chaos and dove into the yard with both hands. Concerned about the elements, I coated myself in sunscreen, bugspray, gloves and a hat. I also wore a tank top and shorts.

Seven days later, I am one large open wound from my wrists to my elbows and ankles to knees. Turns out underneath that honeysuckle and wild grapevine was lurking the nasty PI! Because it was mixed in with other vines, it didn't look very threatening.

This week I went outside and assessed the yard again. Thanks to my hard work clearing away the competing plants, the poison ivy is big, strong, green and shiny. Glad I could help!

 

It hurt like crazy and helped a little

My brother & I always got it bad when we were kids - eyes swollen shut, 75% of our bodies in a blistered rash. We tried every remedy we would hear of - jewelweed, calamine, oatmeal, rubbing alcohol, clay, benedryl, 1/2 pound of salt, you name it, we tried it.

Sitting in the ocean surf scrubbing our arms & legs raw with sand so the salt water could get in there to do some healing was a favorite. It hurt like crazy & helped a little, but mostly I think a day in the ocean just helped us keep our sanity.

Today there are 2 over the counter 'remedies' that actually help me a lot. 1) Tecnu. Use it ASAP if you even THINK you've contacted poison ivy. Helps prevent the rash. 2) Zanfel (www.zanfel.com). Expensive, but this is what they use in the emergency rooms nowadays, & it made a HUGE difference for me; it actually helped the rash stop itching immediately, and cleared up in half the time!

 

Charles, did you wash your hands?

All my friends and I were playing hide and seek in the pines and tussled a little too close to the poison ivy - it came home with me as an adopted friend on my hands and clothes.

Dinner was called and as we all sat down to eat my asked, "Charles, did you wash your hands before you sat down?" As any kid you would answer "..... err well, I guess," thinking to myself I will wash after I eat, no harm done. Grab this, grab that, pass this and that.... touch touch touch. You guessed it, we all got the ivy plague. Mom and Dad couldn't figure out how or what caused it.

Mom then remembered the new area that all of us were playing in and especially me and my forgetfulness on hand washing. I think what cured my lapse of handwashing in my early years wasn't the itchy ooziness of the ivy, nope - we were all marked with the curse of pink dots from head to toe of calamine lotion. I thought that was what we all were going to look like for the rest of our lives, I didn't realize it was only temporary, geeesh I was only 4.

 

No one managed to pack any toilet paper

A group of friends and I packed up our gear and headed out to the woods. No one managed to pack any toilet paper, but it didn’t seem to be a problem. When nature called I decided to relieve myself in the woods. Without thinking I grabbed some nearby leaves and wiped myself. I didn’t have a care in the world.

About two days later I noticed a deep and irritating itch from inside of my rectum and surrounding areas. I tried to relieve myself with simple scratching, but found no salvation! It wasn’t long after that I concluded the developing rash to be poison ivy, and I had unknowingly spread it all over my body.

My entire rear end, genitals, legs, chest, arms and neck were soon engulfed in a crusty rash – sometimes reaching over 2 inches in thickness! I spend the next 2 weeks lying around in a painful state of unrelenting itch.

 

"Follow me!"

We were fishing and catching some nice catfish, perches. My brother-in-law went off in another direction. He came back with lots of fish and said: "Follow me!". So off we went and as the weeds grew higher I pulled way weeds, shrubs and green leaves as I opened up a path - as I pushed through the leaves cut my skin. Once in the water I cooled off and washed my face...it felt great!

Next day, I started feeling fever... my face was burning and swelling... ooze starting forming in the blisters until my right eye was shut. I wasn't aware I had caught poison ivy until I went into the ER. I had 2 shots and they helped bring down the inflammation on my face so I was able to see.

Of many anti-biotic creams, the one that has helped was "BENADRYL" along with bath treatments with AVEENO. And Natural Analgesic w/Emu Oil works wonders provides soothing relief to inflamed sores, blisters. I'm still healing from the poison ivy blisters..I'm in my 2nd week.

 

prednisone also made me break out in a rash

A few years ago I got a HORRIBLE case of poison ivy. So bad I went to the doctor for help. He gave me prednisone, a steroid, and my life has never been the same. I am now lactose intolerant, have a weight problem that is difficult at best and never ending at worst. I developed stomach ulcers, and have had a terrible time healthwise all the way around. I know it is because of the steroids. And though I did go to the doctor on my own I wish I had been better informed of the side effects. The prednisone also made me break out in a rash everywhere the poison ivy had missed. I was miserable for nearly two months, and have a strong phobia of anything that is green and leafy even resembling poison ivy.

 

The only thing in here is Ben Gay

Our son Nelson when a boy of 11 had gotten in contact with poison ivy while creating a fort in the woods. He developed the noxious symptoms soon after. I was working an evening shift at the time and the boys were left in the care of dad. Nelson couldn't stop scratching and was seeking relief. He had also developed the rash in some very unmentionable and sensitive areas besides. He whined to his father, "Dad what can you do to help me?- isn't there anything that can take away the itch?'"

Dad went to the medicine cabinet and looked in. "The only thing that is in here is Ben Gay. I don't know if it will help but we can try it." Nelson cried back, "Anything has got to be better than this." and promptly started slathering the stuff around his private parts. An excrutiating howl broke the silence as the boy danced about in uncontrolled agony. "Quick! quick! get in the shower dad said.

That was a lesson learned the hard way. Nelson is now a grown man, recently married, and in his own house. As I wandered around the yard looking at the plantings I was quick to warn him of the poison ivy starting to appear in diverse places. His face went white with dread as he relived in his mind that horrific childhood experience while left in dad's care.

 

2" tall blisters

The night before our wedding my fiance was rushed to the ER to get a high dosage shot. He was so swollen with 2" tall blisters all over that we were never going to get a ring on his finger, but he would not let it delay our wedding.  

Trying to be mister macho

I was recently married and decided to take a summer job at my father-in-law's apple orchard. My task was to strip the apple trees of Virginia Creeper because the vines, although harmless to the touch, are deadly to the apple tree. (They wrap around it and bloom which robs the tree of light.) "Cool," I said, thinking that it would be fun ripping out all of those vines and helping the trees. My father-in-law even warned me to keep my gloves on since he "suspected" that there was poison ivy near-by. Trying to be mister macho man and knowing that I was realitively immune to the weed, I proceeded to rip out vines for exactly five days. On the seventh day I was in the ER with my eyes swoolen shut and deep seeping wounds all over my body. The doctor said it was the worse case he had ever seen, and the nurses thought I had been burned in a fire.

 

A tree that's not a tree:

What a nice looking tree, I thought to myself. I think I'll tie a hammock on it. Turns out to be a dead tree with very live poison ivy on it.

Here in Texas the stuff grows year round. The vine is 2" thick at the base.

(Photo supplied by a viewer from Texas)

 

A Crown of... Thorns?

My husband was to appear as Jesus during our church's Maundy Thursday service this year (March 2002). He asked me to try and find something to make a crown of thorns. I thought I could just go into the forest near our home and find a wild grape vine.

I found a likely looking vine and put it into our hatchback car with our nine year old son in the back seat. It was literally draped around him. In the mean time, my husband had made his own crown out of honeysuckle and used that during the service, so he didn't really look at the vine I had found.

When our son showed signs on Friday afternoon of a poison ivy rash, my husband took a closer look at the vine I had found and told me that it was poison ivy not wild grape. My son's face, neck and arms were covered in one of the worst rashes I had seen in a long time.

 

Washing made it spread.

My father spent a day tearing out poison ivy vines around our house. At the end of the day he took a shower and scrubbed himself with brown soap.

Instead of getting rid of the poison he spread it all over himself and was sick in bed for a week with a horrible case of poison ivy.

The moral is be careful with the stuff, and be aware that you can spread it by washing.

 

Poison Ivy Foster Kids

I was working for a foster home - the building our children were housed in was to be sold and we had to move all of our boys. We found one of these huge big old houses with a really big over flowing backyard.

The week we moved in was tremendous hard work for staff and kids alike - the goal was to finish everything by Friday so that we could have a Big Staff and Families Picnic on Saturday. The kids spent the evening clearing the back yard and then played a well earned football game that Friday night.

They all woke up the next morning with poison ivy in every possible place. This was the most miserable bunch of kids I have ever seen. Instead of picnicking we all spent the day at the walk in clinic... ...and just about the time that the boys were all healed up the staff thought they had figured out how to rid the backyard of the plants - so the following week we all walked around with it ourselves.

This was 5 years ago and the kids still talk about it. In a very strange way it was a real bonding point for the boys and the staff - we describe people as being or not being part of the poison ivy group.

 

The smoke did it.

My mother told me that her mother was outside doing gardening once and her father found poison ivy in a good quantity and decided to burn it. As he did so, the smoke traveled towards my grandmother as she was sitting in a chair and the smoke went onto her legs and she got poison ivy there on the insides of her legs pretty badly.

Even the smoke from burning poison ivy can be harmful.

 

After dark...

A friend and I were on a wilderness trip and we were caught outside after dark. We got off the trail and spent some time blundering around in the brush. Two days later, we discovered that we had stumbled through what must have been a very lush patch of poison ivy. Did I mention that we were wearing nothing but t-shirts, running shorts, and sneakers without socks?

I didn't know it was possible to have that much of my body covered with the rash. My wife wouldn't let me touch her for a week and half.

 

$200 and no tennis

I was helping with garden work and I hadn't heard anything about poison ivy. A couple of weeks later I learned what it means by paying more than $200 for medicine.

And I couldn't play tennis because I didn't want my ugly legs and and arms to be seen by others. And I had been the last two semesters' tennis champion in my school.

 

"Mysterious Bushes"

Three years ago we bought a wonderful old Pittsburgh house. It was built by Mellon (the Pittsburgh billionaire) for his butler, in 1908. It is on a wonderful city block full of playful children. In front of our house are several aggressive bushes with leaves which are actually quite flimsy and charmless; they actually seem more like weeds to me. Every summer I have cut back these bushes and by the end of the summer they are once again omnipresent.

I also do tons of other gardening and regularly remove some tiny patch of typical looking poison ivy at the rear of our yard. Every year, no matter how careful I am I contract horrendous poison ivy dermatitis! And this year was no different! I have the poison ivy for many weeks!

This year I read your site and several others and I discovered that it was not the patch of poison ivy in the rear which gives me the outbreak. It is the "mysterious bushes" right at front of my lawn, ever so faithfully landscaped by me, overlapping often onto the sidewalk, all summer long!

(Editor's note: cutting the leaves and vines releases lots of the oil from inside. So cutting the plant is hazardous. But it does helps to know that it IS poison ivy.)

 

Don't ever think...

All of my childhood years I had never had a reaction to poison ivy. My mother never did either. I remember times when both my mother and I would yank it out of the ground without a second thought. I am 30 years old now and had my first reaction when I was about 25. I've had a few mild reactions since the first but I also have a new respect for the plant! I don't want to see how severe the next bout could be. The lesson here: Don't ever think that you are immune to the poison ivy plant. And in case you are wondering, yes, my 65 year-old mother had to go get a shot just last summer when she had her first reaction, (a severe one), not even knowing where she came in contact with it at!

 

A boy and girl...

A young man and his lady friend went for a walk in the woods. At one point they decided to get some exercise in a more horizontal position.

The result of this was that they both got severe poison ivy, but young lady had to spend a goodly amount of time in the hospital as she was more in contact with the ivy.

 

Gee, thanks for back rub!

My 'ex' was an avid bow-hunter. After spending the day in a tree stand, hoping for a deer to wander by, he came home, and to make up for leaving me home alone all day, gave me a wonderful backrub. The only problem: the tree he'd chosen for his stand was covered with poison ivy. Apparently he wasn't sensitive, but I sure was! The rash covered my entire back!

 

Mosquitos in cahoots with Poison Ivy

One morning I quick threw on some loose legged shorts, sans underwear, and went out to pull some weeds. Unknown to me, I was receiving multiple mosquito bites in anatomical locations unmentionable.

I came across some very tiny young sprigs of poison ivy, almost too small and innocent looking to seem like much of a threat. Every time I tried to grab the tiny poison ivy sprigs to pull them out with my gloved fingers the stems just slipped right through my bulky gloves. I rationalized that I was nearly finished with my weed pulling and therefore I could risk taking off my gloves and grasping these tiny stems of poison ivy with my bare fingers as long as I quickly washed my hands afterward. Well, those little sprigs were still too slick to get a grip on, but I could solve that by digging my fingernails into the stems and then yanking. I absolutely knew I had Poison Ivy sap under my fingernails, but I was almost done and would go in and wash.

Absentmindedly, I must have reached down to scratch a strategically located mosquito bite ... resulting in the worst case of Poison Ivy rash in the worst imaginable unmentionable anatomical location.

 

...more miserable than any other time of my life.

When I was in college I took a class in "Camping". My friend and I were late getting to our campsite on one of our scheduled trips and had to pitch our tents in darkness. His tent had a floor but mine did not. We both set up our tents in a poison ivy thicket but the consequences were much worse for me. I was covered with the blisters on every square inch of my body. My eyes swelled shut and I was running a temperature when my dorm mates carried me to the campus nurse. She bathed me in alcohol and then Caladryl.

I was more miserable in the next two weeks than any other time of my life. I can personally state as well, that there are certain portions of the male anatomy which do not appreciate the application of rubbing alcohol. What a lesson I learned in "Camping"!

 

Marshmallow sticks!

When I was a child, I had such severe reactions to poison ivy that I got a series of allergy shots every year. They never worked; I always got poison ivy!

The worst case ever was the year we took a family camping trip and used poison ivy sticks to roast our marshmallows on a poison-ivy wood fire. You see, the poison ivy was growing so large and healthy at this campground that in the dark, my father mistook it for tree limbs and cut some for kindling to start the fire and some for marshmallow sticks! ouch! I was absolutely miserable, with poison ivy all over my face and body, and enough of a reaction that I ran a fever and had to be confined to bed for a while.

 

I wore the same overalls that winter...

Like many summers before, the wild rasberry fields drew me away from white washing the fence. So I'd scamper off to the fields in my painting overalls and discretely sneak back to work. I paid dearly for my surrendering to temptation though, as I contracted the rash and blisters caused by poison ivy.

What was all the more insulting, was catching poison ivy in the middle of winter that year, because I had worn the same painting overalls to paint my bedroom walls! The oil that comes from the leaves can stay on objects such as clothing for many years! Take heed of the weed of bad deed!!!!

 

Don't Weed Eat with Shorts

I was outside weeding around my yard recently and now I look like a monster again and itch like nobody's business. It hadn't dawned on me about wearing shorts to use a weedeater - it has now. And I took a good bath and made it spread. Like my grandmother use to say, a hard head makes a soft behind. Signed, Miserable in Georgia.

 

What a way to welcome my baby girl to the world!!

On our annual camping trip to the Ochlochnee River it seems that I came in contact with poison ivy while "squatting" in the brush. I was 9 months pregnant at the time and mistakingly thought the rash was somehow "pregnancy related". Two weeks later during childbirth I begged not for pain relievers but for "itch relievers". I was on fire as it had spread from my knees on up the inside of my thighs! The dermatologist said it was the first time he had ever treated such a thing during childbirth. What a way to welcome my baby girl to the world!!

 

"Ja, I've been tryin to figure that out..."

My mother is an avid gardener and has transformed her yard from a scrubby expanse of red Georgia clay to a wonderland of lilies, herbs, and lots of yard whimsy. However, she's highly sensitive to poison ivy. Every two years or so, her entire face swells so severely that her eyes are reduced to slits. She has it right now ... and I said to her ... "Mom, you really need to figure out what poison ivy looks like." And she responds (with her German accent) ... "Ja, I've been tryin' to figure that out for de past ten years."

 




 

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